pre-order “the globalist” theft resistant, full suspension carbon fiber road bike, with custom paint jobs and a 20 year warranty, made in China

Ever wonder what would happen if a bicycle was designed by an engineering student, as opposed to a businessman? Well, here it is!

Having a custom paint job and serial numbers on all the major components makes this bicycle harder to sell if it is ever stolen. So not only can you ride around in style, but you can rest assured that your bicycle is much less likely to get stolen while you are at a movie, in class, or just in Starbucks or something.

Specs:

Fork: carbon

Frame material: T1000 carbon fiber

Size: S/M/L/XL/XXL

Headset: 1-1/8”, 1-1/2” Internal

Bottom: BSA Boost

Handlebars: carbon integrated handlebar 420mm*90mm

Stem: carbon

Seat Post: carbon 27.2*400mm, offset: 15mm

 

Wheelset:

Model: Taok 7075 aluminum alloy clincher 700c rims

Rider Weight Limit: 150kg

Groupset: LTWOO + ZRACE mechanical or electronic 2×12 speed (all batteries are 100% replaceable as they wear out, so the bicycle can easily last over 20 years)

Crankset: 7075 aluminum

BB:

Clamp:

Front Brake: LTWOO 4 piston disc 160mm

Rear Brake: LTWOO 4 piston disc 140mm

Other Components:

Tires: 700c

Saddle: super-breathable Ryet 3D printed T1000 carbon fiber

Bottle cages: carbon fiber

Complete Weight: approx. 11kg

Maintenance intervals should be minimal since the hydraulic brakes use mineral oil instead of DOT fluid, and there is no suspension to maintain like on a mountain bike.

Built to order. It should be released in 2024

Ethical factory check: the average worker in the Chinese factory making this product makes around $14000 US Dollars per year