the most comfortable clothes on planet earth
the most comfortable clothes on planet earth
“with clothes that are temperature-regulating, anti-odor, softness that stays even after washed many times, etc., the xie dynasty combines traditional Chinese elegance with modern luxury, offering both conversation starters and experiences that are both culturally enriching and indulgently comfortable, while our attention to detail and commitment to excellence set us apart. Because let’s face it, you never know who you might bump into next, even during your casual neighborhood jogs or bike rides”
-gene xie
it doesn’t get much better than this
you live in your house 12 hours a day, use your car 1 hour a day, sleep on your mattress 8 hours a day, but wear clothes almost 24 hours a day
buy a slice of history in the making, as the highest quality label in China; our quality beats even the best from what Loro Piana and Brunello Cucinelli have in store, and at a competitive price
all our products are designed to be practical first, and then stylish second, and are a great investment, as they are very ethically and sustainably sourced
our genuine sheepskin and our 100% wool, silk, and linen fabrics are naturally odor-resistant, and genuine sheepskin, wool, and silk are naturally more fire-resistant than more conventional materials like cotton and synthetics like nylon, polyester, acrylic, fake leather, etc.
our 100% superfine 12 micron merino wool is 500x more durable than cashmere
yet just as soft as cashmere,
5x softer than ordinary high quality merino wool at 18 microns,
and 16x softer than cheap merino wool, at 24 microns.
the softness of a wool fiber is the reciprocal of (fiber diameter)^4
softer clothes can help your skin feel smoother and softer over time, especially when combined with a daily skincare routine that can include adapalene (vitamin A) cream
the best part? sustainability; our superfine 12 micron merino wool material isn’t as taxing on natural and human resources as many other materials, such as cashmere or natural diamonds. You can think of it more of as buying a copy of Adobe Photoshop, where most of the money was spent on research and development, instead of “wasted”. It is also far more environmentally friendly to just buy a few of our clothes instead of wearing a different outfit every day in this “fast fashion” fad, as even if you donate all your used clothes to charity, there are more unwanted clothes than people to wear them.
fully customizable clothes
all custom tailored to fit you; comes with 3 complimentary size changes in case the clothes don’t fit on the first try
complimentary embroidery, including images and initials
want extra large pockets (for guys and for girls)? that is complimentary as well
why not wear white?
“mom, why is the bride wearing white?”
“because this is the happiest day of her life!”
“so why is the groom wearing black?”
jokes aside, I recommend lighter colors such as white and periwinkle blue for singles under 30 who are still open to new friendships and relationships.
conversely, I recommend darker colors such as royal blue for married people over 30 who have already made their friends and have settled down
ugly bank account? there’s still hope for you!
browse our diffusion line “love from china”
beautiful clothes, beautiful people. But beautiful bank accounts are not needed, thanks to our factory direct prices.
only comes with a 4 year warranty, and no returns allowed unless the clothes are not as described
all our clothing comes with a standard 70 year warranty that covers pilling. (note that this does not cover holes, tearing, or itching though, and we require that you try to fix the problem yourself by dry cleaning first before filing a warranty claim)
so indulge in style and comfort, knowing that your investment will last for decades to come.
take a step into the future of living
fiber optics and Ethernet cables to every bedroom
– high tech infrared-based fire detection system catches fires almost instantly, while the old fashioned smoke detectors rely on smoke
– all exterior windows are resistant to hurricanes and malicious intrusion
– 100% fully dimmable, 99+ CRI LED lighting
– $119 – $139 per square foot in the USA
or take your entire house with you…
why settle for a boring road trip when you can cruise the oceans in style with our chinese yachts? these affordable yachts not only offer a smooth and scenic journey but also have an impressive range of 8,000 to 12,000 miles on a single tank of diesel fuel. and if you’re in a hurry to explore, we’ve got options that can go up to 60 mph (though sacrificing some range). So, leave your worries behind and embark on an unforgettable adventure… on a boat!
join in on my impartial food and health research project: no pseudoscience here(!)
to find out which foods are really healthier and debunk myths about various diets, I invite you to support my research by purchasing custom food trays delivered directly to your home or work. think of it as something similar to SoYummy trays. together, we can explore questions like how much salt is too much? and what are the long-term consequences of the keto diet? and hey, could pizza and ramen actually be good for you? turns out, ramen takes longer to digest than ordinary noodles due to its fat content, which might even help with weight loss when combined with other nutrient-rich sources. so, let’s dig into these tasty investigations!
because let’s face it; even the smartest scientists can get it wrong sometimes when it comes to something as complex as the human body!
the quest to make some of the most secure, fastest, lightest and most durable laptops in the world
no more worrying about visiting “www.getavirus.com”
also, there are more transistors in each of our laptops than there are neurons in the human brain
it’s like driving a Volvo or something – you never have to worry about getting hacked (or injured in a car crash in the case of a Volvo), allowing you to relax and breathe easier; the feel is just different, and in a refreshing way. These laptops are also water resistant and can withstand a four-foot drop onto a marble floor, as they are made out of a special metal with a higher strength-to-weight ratio than even the strongest titanium alloys available to the public.
also, ThinkPads have been the only laptop brand trusted on the International Space Station
About the security: These computers will be shipped with China’s Deepin operating system, the result of many billions of dollars worth of Chinese government spending to make some of the most secure operating systems in the world
Bundled apps:
Firefox and Google Chrome
a word processor
a spreadsheet processor
a presentation maker
a secure note-taking app
an email client
a video editing app and an image editing app
a music editing app
a photo editor
Our 16″ Intel laptop has 2x the GPU performance as the latest M3 Max 16″ Macbook Pro, all while weighing 0.8 pounds less and being far more durable. Now that’s what I call engineering prowess!
people matter at the xie dynasty
“I believe that capitalism is the best solution to save the world”
-gene xie, founder of the xie dynasty
a company that people enjoy working for
to support overseas designers, web developers, clothing factories, and design firms, I never try to haggle with their initial offer price. This not only ensures that our products are very high quality, it is also good business to value their work. “do not deprive a worker of his wages”
