“the globalist” theft resistant, full suspension carbon fiber road bike, with custom paint jobs and a 20 year warranty, made in China

(Includes 20 years of complimentary maintenance and repairs, which can be done at almost any bike shop in the USA, and are compatible with SRAM and Shimano components)

Introducing the unstealable carbon fiber road bike! Ever wonder what would happen if a bicycle was designed by an engineering student, as opposed to a businessman? Well, here it is!

Having a custom paint job and serial numbers on all the major components makes this bicycle harder to sell if it is ever stolen. So not only can you ride around in style, but you can rest assured that your bicycle is much less likely to get stolen while you are at a movie, in class, or just in Starbucks or something.

With generous usage of carbon fiber and high-strength 7075 aluminum, this bike is lightweight and built to impress. Weighing in at approximately 11kg, this bike is a true marvel. Plus, with minimal maintenance required and ethical factory production, it’s the perfect choice for the eco-conscious cyclist. Get ready to ride in style!

Specs:

Fork: carbon

Frame material: T1000 carbon fiber

Size: S/M/L/XL/XXL

Headset: 1-1/8”, 1-1/2” Internal

Bottom: BSA Boost

Handlebars: carbon integrated handlebar 420mm*90mm

Stem: carbon

Seat Post: carbon 27.2*400mm, offset: 15mm

 

Wheelset:

Model: Taok 7075 aluminum alloy clincher 700c rims

Rider Weight Limit: 150kg

Groupset: LTWOO + ZRACE mechanical or electronic 2×12 speed (all batteries are 100% replaceable as they wear out, so the bicycle can easily last over 20 years)

Crankset: 7075 aluminum

BB:

Clamp:

Front Brake: LTWOO 4 piston disc 160mm

Rear Brake: LTWOO 4 piston disc 140mm

Other Components:

Tires: 700c

Saddle: super-breathable Ryet 3D printed T1000 carbon fiber

Bottle cages: carbon fiber

Complete Weight: approx. 11kg

Maintenance intervals should be minimal since the hydraulic brakes use mineral oil instead of DOT fluid, and there is no suspension to maintain like on a mountain bike.

Built to order

 

In keeping with its fondness for delight, surprise, and discovery, the xie collection has included a secret gift with every purchase

 

Ethical factory check: the average worker in the Chinese factory making this product makes around $14000 US Dollars per year