“the globalist” theft resistant, full suspension carbon fiber mountain bike, with custom paint jobs and a 20 year warranty, made in China

Ever wonder what would happen if a bicycle was designed by an engineering student, as opposed to a businessman? Well, here it is!

Having a custom paint job and serial numbers on all the major components makes this bicycle harder to sell if it is ever stolen. So not only can you ride around in style, but you can rest assured that your bicycle is much less likely to get stolen while you are at Starbucks or something.

Specs:

Fork: DFS air fork, RockShox, or Fox air suspension, 29er wheel size, 120mm travel

Frame: DNM, RockShox, or Fox shock, 120mm rear travel, shock Size: 165*35mm*22mm

Frame material: T1000 carbon fiber

Size: S/M/L/XL/XXL

Headset: 1-1/8”, 1-1/2” Internal

Bottom: BSA Boost

Handlebars: carbon

Stem: carbon

Seat Post: Taok 7075 aluminum alloy

Rear Suspension: DNM shock or SDLX RC3 210×55 DB2T MM S380 ST (22.2*8mm)

 

Wheelset:

Model: Taok 7075 aluminum alloy clincher rims

Rider Weight Limit: 250kg

Groupset: Sensah ARX 13 speed or ZRace electronic 12 speed

Crankset: Taok 7075 aluminum

BB:

Clamp:

Front Brake: Zoom 4 piston disc 203mm

Rear Brake: Zoom 4 piston disc 160mm

Other Components:

Tires: Kenda or Maxxis 29*2.25 clinchers

Saddle: super-breathable Ryet 3D printed T1000 carbon fiber

Bottle cages: carbon fiber

Complete Weight: approx. 13.5kg for 120mm travel model

NOTE: As this is a full-suspension bike, we recommend that you do periodic maintenance on the front and rear suspension. For the DFS/DNM shock combo, that period is once every two years. For all other types of suspension, annual maintenance is once every year. The materials typically cost no more than $39, but it can take two hours’ worth of labor to do this at your local bike shop. Most bike shops shouldn’t charge more than $250 for this maintenance, however, the ones in the USA may be unwilling to work on the DFS/DNM or Öhlins suspension.

Built to order

 

In keeping with its fondness for delight, surprise, and discovery, the xie collection has included a secret gift with every purchase

 

Ethical factory check: the average worker in the Chinese factory making this product makes around $14000 US Dollars per year