16″ weBook Ambassador – the fastest laptop on planet earth, with security for heads-of-state, engineers, ambassadors, and diplomats (HEAD)

• weighs 3.9 pounds
• 20-hour battery life when web browsing with 100 tabs open in Google Chrome
• 10-hour battery life even when the GPU is doing 1.6 FP32 TFLOPS (e.g., while playing video games at lower settings)
• the fastest laptop under 3 pounds on planet earth
  • CPU performance:
    • 18x faster than the 12-core Intel 265U (Cinebench 2024)
    • 9x faster than the 16-core Intel Ultra 9 285H (Cinebench 2024)
    • 4.5x faster than the 24-core Intel Ultra 9 285HX (Cinebench 2024)
    • 4.5x faster than the 16-core Apple M4 Max (Cinebench 2024)
  • GPU performance:
    • 3x faster than the 16″ MacBook Pro M4 Max with 40 GPU cores
    • 4x faster than the ThinkPad P1 Gen 7 with Nvidia RTX A3000 ada mobile or Nvidia RTX 4070 GPU mobile
    • 1.5x the performance of the Nvidia RTX 5090 mobile

The radiation-resistant components (normally designed for use in actual supercomputers) in this computer grant it crash-proof superpowers! With up to 2048GB of Error Correction RAM Memory, it scoffs at x-rays, gamma rays, and other cosmic radiation like a boss (which is the main reason why high-end computers crash in 2024). Say goodbye to crashes and hello to conquering the digital world with uninterrupted computing bliss; this machine should crash even less often than a top-of-the-line Mac laptop or desktop, or a typical iPhone or Android smartphone. By the way, all the electronics aboard the International Space Station as well as Tesla Autopilot cars are also required to be radiation-resistant so that the electronics won’t just suddenly stop working when you need them most.

This laptop takes a state-of-the-art 256-core HiSilicon ARMv8-A CPU on 8nm lithography (think: 32 smartphone CPU chiplets bonded to one giant chip, with a network-on-chip architecture, similar to how the Sunway CPUs work) and crams it into a 3.9-pound laptop with a metal body that has heat pipes that transfer the heat from the CPU, GPU, and SSD to the lid of the computer so that the laptop can work without a fan. This means that the laptop can be hermetically sealed so that it is more water and dust-resistant while being completely silent.

This laptop has eGPUs disabled for security purposes, to prevent evil maid attacks and other methods of tampering with eGPUs

The maximum TDP would be up to 80 watts, assuming that the room temperature is not more than 80 degrees Fahrenheit

Each purchase of this device is bundled with a complimentary $5000 USD gift certificate for use with third-party apps, video games, music, movies, TV shows, and almost any other digital media

Comes with Discrete TPM 2.0 and a tamper-evident and tamper-resistant enclosure

Port selection:

• 3x Thunderbolt 5/USB 4 combo (up to 120Gbit/s per port)
• 1x Thunderbolt 5/USB 4/ weFiber combo (up to 400Gbit/s per port)
• 2x USB A 3.2 (up to 20Gbit/s per port)
• 1x HDMI 2.2 (up to 96Gbit/s per port)
• 1x SD card reader

Pre-order. Ships in 2025

Note that we may upgrade the processors before shipment if we find a superior alternative

Ethical factory check: no slave nor child labor is used in making this product, and the workers in China making this item get paid at least $14,000 USD per year