the most comfortable clothes on planet earth
“Imagine clothing that not only regulates your temperature but also fights odors and maintains its heavenly softness, wash after wash. the xie dynasty merges the timeless charm of traditional Chinese fashion with a touch of modern luxury, creating pieces that spark conversations and provide experiences that are both culturally enriching and luxuriously comfy. Our meticulous attention to detail and unwavering dedication to excellence make us stand out. Let’s be honest, you never know when you’ll run into someone important—whether you’re jogging around the block or cycling through the park!”
-gene xie
we promise no child labor, norslave labor
make the impression
you live in your house 12 hours a day, use your car 1 hour a day, sleep on your mattress 8 hours a day, but wear clothes almost 24 hours a day, so buy a slice of history in the making, as the highest quality label in China; our quality beats even the best from what Loro Piana and Brunello Cucinelli have in store, and at a competitive price
pragmatic design
all our products are designed to be practical first, and then stylish second, and are a great investment, as they are very ethically and sustainably sourced
safety
our genuine sheepskin and our 100% wool, silk, and linen fabrics are naturally odor-resistant, and genuine sheepskin, wool, and silk are naturally more fire-resistant than more conventional materials like cotton and synthetics like nylon, polyester, acrylic, fake leather, etc.
our 100% superne 12micron merino wool is500x more durable than cashmere
yet just as soft as cashmere. So soft in fact, that it is 5x softer than ordinary high quality merino wool at 18 microns, and 16x softer than cheap merino wool, at 24 microns.
The softness of a wool fiber is the recriprocal of (fiber diameter)^4
softer clothes can help your skin feel smoother and softer over time, especially when combined with a daily skincare routine
enviromentally sustainable
our super fine 12 micron merino wool material isn’t as taxing on natural and human resources as many other materials, such as cashmere or natural diamonds. You can think of it more of as buying a copy of Adobe Photoshop, where most of the money was spent on research and development, instead of “wasted”. It is also far more environmentally friendly to just buy a few of our clothes instead of wearing a different outfit every day in this “fast fashion” fad, as even if you donate all your used clothes to charity, there are more unwanted clothes than people to wear them
fully customizable clothes
all our products are designed to be practical first, and then stylish second, and are a great investment, as they are very ethically and sustainably sourced
why not wear white?
“mom, why is the bride wearing white?” “because this is the happiest day of her life!”
“so why is the groom wearing black?”
jokes aside, I recommend lighter colors such as white and periwinkle blue for singles under 30 who are still open to new friendships and relationships. conversely, I recommend darker colors such as royal blue for married people over 30 who have already made their friends and have settled down
cultural enrichment
this exclusive experience blend cultural richness with modern luxury, allowing you to explore traditions while enjoying ultimate comfort
70 year limited warranty
covers pilling. (note that this does not cover holes, tearing, or itching though, and we require that you try to solve the problem yourself by dry cleaning first before filing a warranty claim) so indulge in style and comfort, knowing that your investment will last for decades to come.
note that this warranty only applies to clothes that are bought directly on our official website from the xie dynasty brand. clothes bought from other sources and clothes from the forbidden dynasty do not come with any warranty.
take a step into the future of living
– fiber optics and Ethernet cables to every bedroom
– high tech infrared-based detection system catches fires almost instantly, while the old fashioned smoke detectors rely on smoke
– all exterior windows are resistant to hurricanes and malicious intrusion
– 100% fully dimmable, 99+ CRI LED lighting
– $229 – $289 per square foot in the USA
...or take your entire home with you
why settle for a boring road trip when you can cruise the oceans in style with our chinese yachts? these affordable yachts not only offer a smooth and scenic journey but also have an impressive range of 8,000 to 12,000 miles on a single tank of diesel fuel. and if you’re in a hurry to explore, we’ve got options that can go up to 60 mph (though sacrificing some range). So, leave your worries behind and embark on an unforgettable adventure… on a boat!
join in on my impartial foodand health researchproject: no pseudosciencehere(!)
to find out which foods are actually healthier and to debunk myths about various diets, I invite you to support my research by purchasing custom food trays delivered directly to your home or work. think of it as something similar to SoYummy trays. together, we can explore questions like “how much salt is too much?” and “what are the long-term consequences of the keto diet?” and “hey, could pizza and ramen actually be good for you?” turns out, ramen takes longer to digest than ordinary noodles due to its fat content, which might even help with weight loss (but only when combined with other nutrient-rich sources, of course). so, let’s dig into these tasty investigations! because let’s face it; even the smartest scientists can get it wrong sometimes when it comes to something as complex as the human body!
the quest to make some ofthe most secure, fastest,lightest, and most durablelaptops in the world
no more worrying about visiting “www.getavirus.com”
also, there are more transistors in each of our laptops than there are neurons in the human brain it’s like driving a Volvo or something – you never have to worry about getting hacked (or injured in a car crash in the case of a Volvo), allowing you to relax and breathe easier; the feel is just different, and in a refreshing way. These laptops are also water resistant and can withstand a four-foot drop onto a marble floor, as they are made out of a special metal with a higher strength-to-weight ratio than even the strongest titanium alloys available to the public. also, ThinkPads have been the only laptop brand trusted on the International Space Station About the security: These computers will be shipped with China’s Deepin operating system, the result of many billions of dollars worth of Chinese government spending to make some of the most secure operating systems in the world.
Because when we say “no backdoors”, we mean “no backdoors!”
ugly bank account?
there’s still hope for you! make yourself beautiful without a pretty bank account with pieces from the forbidden dynasty, thanks to modern outsourcing of some of the manufacturing to help the poorest in low-income Pakistan, combining affordability with the superior quality that only handsewn pieces can provide
a company that people enjoy working for <3
to support overseas designers, web developers, clothing factories, and design firms, I never try to haggle with their initial offer price. This not only ensures that our products are very high quality, but it is also good business to value their work. “do not deprive a worker of his wages”
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