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  • antimicrobial titanium water bottle

    $59.00

  • ladies’ “do you wanna build a snowman” genuine shearling fur trench coat

    Original price was: $15,000.00.Current price is: $7,469.00.

  • gentlemen’s “do you wanna build a snowman” genuine shearling fur trench coat

    Original price was: $15,000.00.Current price is: $7,469.00.

  • the gentlemen’s “I’m never not wearing a tux again” fully canvassed custom tailored tuxedo with 100% Super 230’s merino wool

    $19,969.00

$169,000.00

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In 725AD, a Buddhist monk named Yi Xing invented the first mechanical clock and in 1092, Su Song refined it (source)

All Dutch polymath Christiaan Huygens in 1656 did was replace the power source from a chain-driven one to one powered by a pendulum (source)

Patek Philippe just took the mechanical clock and made it powered by a spring, making it more portable, and marketed it as jewelry

To claim that Patek Philippe invented the mechanical watch is like saying that the inventor of the car was Alabama native Mary Anderson (who just invented the windshield wiper) when in fact, the car was invented by Étienne Lenoir (who invented the internal combustion engine)

Anyway, combining fashion-forward and bold designs with old-world style, these synthetic stardust-encrusted versions even outshine diamonds from Tiffany’s

Enjoy making other people envious of your loving and supportive relationship with your other half with matching relationship watches!

All of these watches are self-winding, so no batteries that will stop working, and you don’t even have to take them off while sleeping or in the shower due to them being “everything you see that looks like gold, is solid gold or at least an alloy of gold” as opposed to cheaper watches that only have a very thin coating of gold on them. That’s why all our watches come with our 70-year no-questions-asked warranty which includes corrosion. Cleanings are complimentary. The tungsten steel used in these watches is harder than the hardest titanium alloys commercially available.

These lab-grown synthetic stardust gemstones also come without the huge tax on the world’s natural and human resources, as well as being better for the environment.

Also, note that these watches will come complimentary if you spend $169,000, $690,000, or $6,900,000 or more in lifetime purchases on our website. Just shoot me a dm or email me at contact@genexie.com and you will get a male and a female watch of your choice for free!

If you aren’t in a relationship yet, don’t worry – you can still buy a set while waiting for that special someone to come into your life

Ethical factory check: the average worker in the Chinese factory making this product makes around $15000 US Dollars per year

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